(By Joy Isi Bewaji) - Ibadan boy
is on a date with a girl. Girl tells...
Ibadan boy is on a date
with a girl. Girl tells Ibadan boy, after date, (that) she isn't interested in
a relationship. Ibadan boy heads to twitter to call her hungry ass bitch for
chopping his money yet turning down his love advances.
Girl smiles. Calculates
his expenses. N3,800. Transfers N5,000 to his Wema account.
"Keep the change,
bruh" she says. N1,200 for transport.
Dude is on twitter
re-tweeting every single tweet on this matter. Responding to every single tweet
on this matter.
Girl tweets proof of
payment and says nothing afterwards.
Dude has a Snapchat
flower halo on his profile picture. Girl is on a date with her girlfriend on
hers, looking quite the chic.
A boy with no discretion.
Zero sophistication or logic. Unable to discern sarcasm hurled at him on
twitter. Baking his humiliation under the vehemence and excitement of Twitter
Nigeria.
