A Nollywood Prayer of Supplication

Dear God, please 

Give me the nature of JIM IYKE 

So as to never allow anyone intimidate me 

A heart like RAMSEY NOAH’s 

To love my woman 

But please a wife like OMOTOLA 

Not one like FUNKE AKINDELE 

Who will beat me up and throw me out 

A mother-in-law like NGOZI EZEONU 

And not like PATIENCE OZOKWOR, biko Chineke! 

A father-in-law like PETE EDOCHIE 

And not CHIWETALU AGU 

Who will curse me and call me names 

A tolerant heart like that of KENNETH OKONKWO 

Please God 

Do not give me a maid as curvy as MERCY JOHNSON, Oluwa I beg you 

If I have a child as defiant as TONTO DIKE
Among my unborn children, oh hurry and 
Do something before Catholics blame me

Give me wealth like that of OLU JACOBS 

Because I have never seen him poor 

I need neighbours like MR. IBU, CHARLES AWURUM, 

VICTOR OSUAGWU and CHARLES INOJE 

So that laughter will not depart from my life 

I need smart male children
Like CHINEDU IKEDIEZE and OSITA IHEME, but with height 

Give me wisdom like you gave NKEM OWOH 

And Oluwa I beg you to please, crown it all with a

long life like you gave that old man who narrated the
story of IGODO. Amen!

Anonymous (edited)