(By Ireh Noh Sehn) - These oyibo people play too much. Small argument like
this and the woman would say "Sleep on the couch, move out" if the
man is in the wrong. If the woman is in the wrong kpakpa it's still the same
thing ni o.. The man will just say "I'm moving out or I'm sleeping on the
couch tonight".
So the woman spreads her legs wide on the comfy bed
while the man tries to fit into the couch and if he has long legs he kukuma
goes to the ground where he belongs.
In Nigeria you tell a man to go sleep on the couch
while you lie on the bed yakata, or you tell him to move out of the house he
built with his own money. That night you'll tell him whether you put money on
his head or it was the other way round. I can actually see the Christian mama
of the woman's church telling her " Do you know by pushing him to the
couch he will look for another woman's bed to stretch his back in the
afternoons before coming home? (Because bed is his problem na, he'll leave work
and hook up with another woman because bed.. hotel has finished) The spiritual
mama will complete it with "Oya run to the office now and apologise, don't
you know you have no right over the bed?"
