Some say Afro Candy is a prostitute. Some say she’s not
or at least, not yet. A few others say she’s a porn star, which is not in the
same league as prostitution. Porn stars are taxed, prostitutes are not. So
Afrolicious baybay, you have to up your game to get into the league of
prostitutes, if it is what you really desire. My suggestion would be; instruct
your agent or booker to get you appearances in any of the political campaign
videos, so you can put to use that floppy behind your mama gave you.
And if you are lucky enough, you can get cameos and
wiggle that thing around the aspirants themselves. You have to get your bum
(sorry your hands) bloodied to earn the highly coveted “Political prostitute”
tag. Now my Candilicious Afrolistic baybay, these are a few names of the latest
political prostitutes in the country: Olamide, Banky W, Don Jazzy, Flavour, Duncan
Mighty, D banj, Mercy Johnson, Ibinabo, Ini Edo, Mama Gee, Naeto C, Joseph
Yobo, Daddy Showkey, Kanu Nwankwo, and Sammie Okposo.
